i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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