you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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