i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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