whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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