I love black thongs
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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