sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm both gender and math confused
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