Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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