that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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