yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Randomize
