Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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