The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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