There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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