My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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