He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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