I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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