i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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