are you still at the devil's house?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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