i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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