is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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