Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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