check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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