I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
