we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
