Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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