is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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