we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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