it hurts more in the daytime
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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