Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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