Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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