I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
