i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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