found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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