from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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