3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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