Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
the liver wants what the liver wants
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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