I heard we made out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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