your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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