Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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