no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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