Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh god the rape fog is back!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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