Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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