Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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