god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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