Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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