Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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