I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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