when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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