A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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