did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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