The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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