I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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