You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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