The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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